Thursday, January 12, 2006

I'm becoming the part that didn't last

You know, I've been in a relatively good mood (barring the occasional inexplicable off day) for about three months straight. My classes are seniorific, two art periods a day suits me, I've come to terms with tech, speech no longer intimidates me, none of my friends hate me, I'm managing my time in a stress-free manner, and I'm really excited for the next few weeks. I just thought I'd let everyone know, so that whenever I start to complain about something I can be irritatingly reminded that I have nothing to complain about.

Linda + Online Magnetic Poetry:
"Though they say chocolate is a big secret, always remember, sweet things are a must around mean people."
"If I told you God put a big laser somewhere nearby, would you believe in heaven?"
"You like women? Man, you are such a tool."
"You can only create raw art when the canvas is drunk with paint. It's a metaphor."

I think it should be my new goal to try to figure out if websites like xanga, myspace, and facebook are so popular more because of ordinarily suppressed innate human vanity or ordinarily suppressed innate human nosyness.

Did you know there was a psychologist who reversed specific nerve endings in a salamander's brain so that it reacted oppositely to things? If pricked by a needle in the foot, when the salamander would try to jerk the foot up away from the pain, it would instead be forced downwards. Psychologists suck.

(1/19) - Semester ends!
(1/28) - Speech ends!
(2/3) - Tech ends!
...(5/25) - School ends!

"Ugh, my brain is full. It has reached capacity. It's Shea Stadium when the Beatles played. It's cramped and girls are screaming and I think George is fighting with Ringo."

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